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Fuck the plane you flew in on
Fuck them shoes
Fuck the socks with the belt on it
Fuck yo gay ass fairyfaggotyass accent
Fuck them cheap ass cigars
Fuck yo yuck mouth teeth
Fuck yo hairpiece
Fuck yo chocolate
Fuck Guy Richie
Fuck Prince William
Fuck the Queen
This is America. My president’s black and my lambo’s blue nigga, now get the fuck out my hotel room and if I see you in the street, I’m slappin the shit outta you
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And now, what has been the creepiest thing I have seen all week: a clam eating salt off a table.
Seriously, just watch it.
Delicious AND kind of impressive
I guess I had never seen a clam, uh, be alive? And now I do not really know what to do with the information.
Welp, I’m aroused.
Life is weird.
And this is why I don’t eff with seafoodSource: jkbwhatever